Monday, September 28, 2009

Instructions To Build A Tin Foil Boat



That's what he wants the council of this city, among other things. Yes, we leave you with processions, farewell parties / stag parties are now very fashionable in these parts, Sunday Mass ...

The new ordinance will come into force in November and since then the local police will have many more reasons not to leave us alone. He has been called with the euphemistic name of Ordinance Coexistence and has more than 180 articles governing from spitting to have sex (not necessarily charging).


Some examples ...

Article 20 .- Occupations road
1. Every occupation road, with any temporary or if any commercial, is subject to obtaining a license or authorization municipal requirements and conditions required by the bylaws. [...]

3. As a general rule all civil, factual and non-commercial, the City will notify the appropriate purposes , without prejudice to check the law for this type of concentration.
4. Those occupations road not taken by the Municipal Ordinance such as mimes, musicians or any other type of artist alleys may be approved by the City individually provided the applicant undertakes to its location, intensity, persistence and / or content does not create inconvenience to citizens, opinion of the Local Police , is inadmissible. If the local police can determine the immediate cessation of the use of public highway. All this without prejudice to existing legislation on the subject.

not specified as a lucrative business, so I wonder how I can go out dressed as a clown? When would you want to go out and Chick Girl Chiken Pepilepsia it will have to inform the council?

Article 35.1. is prohibited all kinds of graphite, colored, stain, scrawl, written, graphic registration or with any material (ink, paint, organic matter, or the like) or scratching the surface on any item of public space and in the interior or exterior of equipment, facilities or items of public services and facilities in general, including public transport, equipment, furniture, trees, gardens and roads in general and the rest of the elements described in Article 3 of this Ordinance. Excludes artistic murals are made with permission of the owner, and if municipal, and after notifying the municipal authority.

Evil tongues say that the child of the paintings and two thousand signatures have been able to introduce this last sentence in the text.


Article 38.2. The placement of banners require prior municipal approval. Also require municipal authorization after the putting up posters and distributing leaflets for advertising . To obtain the required authorization, the petitioner must state in the application all the information necessary to identify the applicant and the requested object. The performance of any of these activities without authorization will result in the imposition of the appropriate sanction and the demands of other responsibilities.
Rule 38.9. only be allowed for pasting posters on city billboards accordance with the provisions of the Ordinance regulating the installation of billboards in the town of Granada.
Article 38.10. No permission is granted for broadcast, on public roads for private advertising leaflets, commercial and profitable, except for the grounds for the general interest, cultural or similar.

Where are the municipal boards? Do Arson Theatre shows motivate the general interest, cultural or similar?


Article 61.2. Is prohibited drinking in public spaces when:
a) Can cause inconvenience to people using public space and neighbors.
b) were done in glass or tin.

understand that if no nuisance to people using public space or neighbors and consume the beer in plastic cup you can not say anything.

Article 105.2.3. Harvest or exploit any waste and municipal solid waste are deposited in public, both within the container and its surroundings, without permission municipal.
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can not throw the food in supermarkets.

Article 105.2.4. Select, classify and remove any residual material deposited on public roads, both within the container and its surroundings, without municipal authorization.

You can not take a cardboard box container to make the move, for example, or rummage through the clothes that people throw away.


also go for the whores with rules much tougher than Barcelona, \u200b\u200bwho after three years has not proven to end the world's oldest profession. The practice or offer sex will fined up to 3,000 €. Of course, say that money is going to "help the collective." Sure, go to Don Pepe spend it for everything to stay home.

Friday, September 25, 2009

Cruisy Spots In Denver

girls around

Professional cyclists tend to be those super skinny people who travel thousands of miles each season riding a bicycle. The faster running come the first and so give them a prize. For one thing popular recognition that they have been the best that day and the other a trophy, a stuffed animal, a bottle of cava, a hat Cordoba, bottles of wine ... Depends on the day and who is organizing the show. All this in a portable stage that goes through the same miles but head hooked to a truck, much less tired. The stage has a small stage or podium that is where the winner of the day goes to collect the audience's applause and gift duty. Not to feel alone in that big space, to give him awards and for the picture out pretty, are accompanied by two girls who wear loads of advertising. Here is where you start the topic that interests me.

The only representation of women in cycling tours is great as a girl-vase. Well, as work is not bad (do not know if they pay a lot) but the image they project is not nonsense. Since it is made of mannequin that is a little more dignity and that to us, who live below the Pyrenees are not given to us as well as those who live above. The French for that, as for many other things, have much more class.

In the Tour of Spain (except the last day) the podium is flat, ie does not have different heights. Cyclists are not very high, but the girls themselves and also bring heels. So every time that the first up to collect their prize of the day, is buried between two towers, like a sandwich. These, I imagine that by contract, are determined to approach the sweaty champion for photo-with what they have to release these armpits and waist surround them with his arm. Total: Sandwich plague. If you add this type costumes bum-bum of them already have the picture of God, that makes drool most macho attending these events.



In the Tour de France podium is higher in the center, that is for the rider who will collect the prize and lower for girls. They do not come close to sweaty turn to pose for a photo with his arm round her and simulating a kiss on the cheek this is for me the most vulgar, "but merely to congratulate the winner of the day and cheer from his position podium-plus-low-to-the-the-rider to do well in the photos. The dress is not here-we-been-a-cause.



So I encourage the organization of the Vuelta, as it will put news in the next edition, I think some of the girls-podium and copied to the French for that we have some years ahead .

The next photo is of the Vuelta a Andalucía, and this I do not know what to call it.



The female returns, the winners on the podium are not guarded by a pair of ropes cachot. They are accompanied by other very well sorted and sometimes a lot more diverdido outfit that suits the Rrrenfe.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Benzoic Acid And Quinine Dissolve Ch2cl2

magic erase the caixa

incompetence and the lack of professionalism of certain employees of English banks is oversized. Today I had one of those experiences, we might call "the most stupid way to catch a tantrum" that has been on the verge of leaving me with 40 € less in my pocket.

I go to the office of La Caixa de Gran Vía to make a deposit into an account. As eleven o'clock in the morning I said to the girl in the window that you can not do because "the revenue accounts that are not your property are up to ten-thirty." I say that no one at this time and that what matters. Not that I want is that the computer application will not let him. However, I recommend that you use the ATM's inside the office where I can make deposits without an envelope, which are immediate. I start to make a deposit and in these I am when they Susa and Javi. These are my witnesses, but Harvey said there's no point because we are brothers, family and co-recreation. When you open the window that swallows money, introduce 3 tickets € 20. Then the screen tells me I've got € 20 only and I say NOOO! Cancel pulse operation and when you reopen the window to return the peel appears a single ticket. Where are the other two?

I will yell at a man well dressed, Francisco, and I said that "if the machine has made you would have got € 20 only € 20, because if you get stuck error message appears on screen and not let you continue doing nothing. "So the first thing it does is leave me a liar, the trickster of the ATM has come to town. I want to convince me that and call me when Do the math and I tell him to open the machine ... I said that even within 20 minutes you can ... Total with an anger that touched and the roof of the office and do not wait any longer for the family Leisure and fellow I'm going to breakfast.
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rich tonic I stand again in the office and which will not be my surprise when I found out, I informed Mr Francis, who told the cashier and the money is all right, not € 40 euros or anything like it, good bye. That there had only been a ticket, it returned when I canceled the operation. Sevilla was not but I got a telepathic message saying Paco "That uh, my gun." As I had just taken a chocolate milk, then give me a rise in milk and begin to remember all the family of the employees of that office because at this point in the movie I was looking at all with the face of a-us-not -we-going-to-deceive. The employee friendly, Andrea begins to tell me that as I've confused, which sometimes happens, you think I had three tickets and had only one.

I was safer in that moment that I got three bills in the cashier who was not a virgin that I am beginning to agree on the paranormal and toys that make solids disappear. Three heavy breaths and a shake of his head. I ask the claim form, and very diligent Francisco looks to me. Andreita get nervous and remembers an experience he had at another office of orchards, which mysteriously appeared a few bills in the mechanism of the ATM. Paco does not believe it says "that's impossible." Andreita it politely insists D. Francisco should be of higher rank. At the end brought the key and begin to dismantle the cashier. At these times, customers and employees, we had an audience of about 30 people, no small amount given the limited capacity of other shows much more fun. Three screws and a metal plate then appears inside the aparatete with a € 20 bill sitting between two wires covered with dust or other fingers on top of a kind of cpu. The words of Francis ... "Both were right. You who'd gotten three tickets for 20 € and assured me that only one had passed through the ticket reader." The knives were out of reach and has avoided committing a homicide today morning. Andreita to relax says "the other day a lady accused us that we had not made an entry, insulted us in front of everyone and then had to come to apologize because he was confused. "

As I was pretty asshole I have requested the claim form and have drafted a complaint that some will laugh a little boring official.

children already know ..." With of the biggest things you do not play. "

Monday, September 14, 2009

Can Bloating Make You Weigh More



" He who performs or makes another person to execute acts of lascivious exhibition to minors or incompetent, shall be punished with imprisonment from six months to a year or fine of 12 to 24 months. " Article 185 of Law 10/1995, of the Penal Code, amended by Law 15/2003, which increases the punishment of a fine of three to ten months imprisonment for six months to a year or a fine of 12 to 24 months.

This is the only excuse they have the bodies and state security forces and other public administrations, to attack people who are naked in the street. No other rules throughout the English legislation referring to the nudity is a crime. Another thing to consider to get in on the beach ball is an "act of lewd exhibition." No statement in this regard has established case law in the last twenty years.

other hand, a municipality can not legislate contrary to other provisions of a body that is hierarchically above it. Largely explain but well in Public Citizen. So we can not prohibit a municipality within its boundaries, an activity which is criminalized in the Penal Code. All municipalities that have tried (Tarifa, Telde) except Cadiz have had to turn back to the denunciation of the English Naturist Federation.

In the last week a court acquitted of indecent Basque a French gentleman who was walking naked down the promenade of San Sebastian. You have to pay a fine of 160 eurazos for mild disobedience to authority, though. The prosecutor asked for 17 months in prison.

Nudism is fashionable as news and read many atrocities there, and that "respect is to show some modesty" of such a Maripuchi, a blogger who describes himself as progressive and tolerant, there is nothing. Yet it says that the top-less has his doubts. Tetamen yes, pollamen Coname and will make your hair stand on end. Another man who calls for release before the nude fart, which is something "natural" and a "right" is a necessity.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Can Police Check Insurance Ontario

into balls Things are not always what they seem

Results visits over 200 beaches in summer: where is best is in the mountains, here a picture of a village in the heart of Tarragona, El Vendrell, (on the other wall was a giant and big-heads.) Aftermath
walk the 100 kms of beaches: plantar fasciitis, I know it's crass to talk about ailments, and more here but this is to share: I have irritated the plantar fascia that is, any variety of non-native plants irritates me to the point of wanting riding camps Banana

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Dvd-v9800 Region Hack



Here is Anglo-English singing a fun song to remind us that it is better to have two names that one. Later he realized he needed a job and went to the Employment Office Pasta Goose, owned by Mr Don Paxton, where he found gigs as a circus wild animal. But that's another story.

"Pera is banaaana pear and banana, pineapple is pineapple and apple is manzaaaana "


Monday, September 7, 2009

Spandex 80's Aerobic Outfit

platanito and colleagues and remember that when someone held up pocket many millions